aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

square-enix:

god forgive me

(via dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition)

ithelpstodream:

(via neil-gaiman)

howlbear:

🥰🥰🥰

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iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Anonymous asked:

You have abs???? I imagined you would have a frail ass wizard build

professionalchaoticdumbass:

cryptotheism:

I’m built like if Hot Topic sold scarecrows you could fuck. I’m built like a washed up pop punk lead singer. I’m built like delinquent-coded female best friend from an early 2000s comedy. I’m built like rapid onset twink necrosis.

jeanjauthor:

lemonsharks:

just-another-cat-blog:

pride month!!!

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

(via teaboot)

chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

(via paper-mario-wiki)